sniffing:

dog trying to save fishes

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betterthankanyebitch:

She sounds just like Bey…lmao

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pettyhurts:

which voice is rihanna’s?

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weloveshortvideos:

Walk Into School On The 1st Day Like..

etherealpussy:

THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT MOMENT IN MY LIFE
LOOOOOOOOOORDDDDDDDD

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does anybody know if drake is still alive

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

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#PrayForDrake

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collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

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another-cecil-cosplay:

areallytalentedscientist:

cutthroatpixie:

omg

// Oh my God, could you imagine? 'Hello, everyone! My stepbrother's feeling sick today, so he asked me to step in! Well, not so much 'ask' as 'expressly forbid me from doing so', but I'm next of kin!'

no no nO NO NO NO NO NO NO N̞̼̪̰ͦͦ͌̑̑̌͟ͅO͂́͛ ̬̲͈̭̜̥̪ͯͨ̔̃̏S̙̻͇͎̥ͣͣTE̮̭̺̫͈̊̌ͥ͋̆̑ͅͅV̶̙̻͇̊ͥ̂E̞͔͈͐̾ͩ̑̐̇ ̠̋͒̚͜C͏Ã̶̬̼̭͚̠̲͚͋͊͗̆ͩ͐R̩̺͚͖̝̖͜L͙̝̘̻̀̽̌̈́̍ͩS̝̲̦ͯ͞B͆E̛̩̯͈̪̥̫̰͂R͈͛̅͗ͦG͈̪̦̘͚̊̒͊ͮ̆͋

another-cecil-cosplay:

areallytalentedscientist:

cutthroatpixie:

omg

// Oh my God, could you imagine? 
'Hello, everyone! My stepbrother's feeling sick today, so he asked me to step in! Well, not so much 'ask' as 'expressly forbid me from doing so', but I'm next of kin!'

no no nO NO NO NO NO NO NO N̞̼̪̰ͦͦ͌̑̑̌͟ͅO͂́͛ ̬̲͈̭̜̥̪ͯͨ̔̃̏S̙̻͇͎̥ͣͣTE̮̭̺̫͈̊̌ͥ͋̆̑ͅͅV̶̙̻͇̊ͥ̂E̞͔͈͐̾ͩ̑̐̇ ̠̋͒̚͜C͏Ã̶̬̼̭͚̠̲͚͋͊͗̆ͩ͐R̩̺͚͖̝̖͜L͙̝̘̻̀̽̌̈́̍ͩS̝̲̦ͯ͞B͆E̛̩̯͈̪̥̫̰͂R͈͛̅͗ͦG͈̪̦̘͚̊̒͊ͮ̆͋

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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